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Pool Painters

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Pool Painters thanks to Donovan Drewlo

Don't-Get-Wet paint solutions by ladder-less employees

And now for a man with 'Down' Syndrome, a-head of his time

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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