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Pool Painters

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Pool Painters thanks to Donovan Drewlo

Don't-Get-Wet paint solutions by ladder-less employees

And now for a man with 'Down' Syndrome, a-head of his time
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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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