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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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Leading The Way

Melted Dog

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My Life Goal

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Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean