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One Of Those Days

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden


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