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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear

Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com