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Newfie Swimming Pool

Shamus blazes a new trail in the Newfoundland outback

Newfie Swimming Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Everything's colder in Newfoundland, eh!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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