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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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