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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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