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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Limit your 'Always' and your 'Nevers.' - Amy Poehler

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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