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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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