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Premiere League Foosball with kick start option
Foosball equivalent to a golf handicap
QuotaBillsthe girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson
If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy