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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Day's sweetest moments are at dawn. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. - Eckhart Tolle

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Be able to give up in any given moment all that we are, for what we can become. - DeSeaux

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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