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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1
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Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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