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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Real action is in silent moments. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Convictions are what we cling to in our lowest moment. - Larry Crabb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Be able to give up in any given moment all that we are, for what we can become. - DeSeaux

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted. - Mohandas Gandhi

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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