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My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Ex-wife's narrow escape
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren’t with her. The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Judy was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. The photograph above was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was real lucky.
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Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
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There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy
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Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
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Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
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The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
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Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
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A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
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While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
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There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
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