Mr. Flexible

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe