Mr. Flexible

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page