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Mouse Trap

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard


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