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Mouse Trap

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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