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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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