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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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