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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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