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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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