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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan


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