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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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