Mom Tested, Mom Approved

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren