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Moldy Bible

Has your Holy Bible turned into a Hole-y Bible?

Moldy Bible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What happens when you don’t read your Bible

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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