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Moldy Bible

Has your Holy Bible turned into a Hole-y Bible?

Moldy Bible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What happens when you don’t read your Bible

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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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