Moldy Bible

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison