Moldy Bible

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump