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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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