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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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