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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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