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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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