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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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