Men In Training

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx