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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay


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