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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Malediction: The way men talk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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