Men In Training

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee