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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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