Men In Training

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson