Men In Training

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge