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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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