Men In Training

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik