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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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