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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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