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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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