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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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