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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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