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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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Microscopic Reader

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