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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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