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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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