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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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