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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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Can You Dig It

Speaking in Tongues for Animals

Baseball Photobomb

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If You're Happy And You Know It

Deer Hunter Tattoo

Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

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It's A Keeper

Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

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Clangeroo

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