#1 humor site on the 'net

Magic Fountain

Water you see is water you get!

Magic Fountain thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need magic to disappear. All you need is a destination. - Unknown

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out. - Lou Reed

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


Friendly BBQ Reminder

Geek Piano

Ugly Haircut

XL Safety Shoes

Dance With Me

Secret Exit

Drawing A Fine Line

Fastest Land Mammal

First Driving Lesson

Foot-Ball

Vantastic

Ford Was All We Had

Mustang Limo

Mom Tested, Mom Approved

Suddenly An Oven

Lego Sushi

Got Your Nose

Covid-19 Protection

Vuvuzela Hits

You Are Grounded

Crosswalk Climber

Happy ARRRRRRRHH!

City Beach Castle

Martini Shirt