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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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