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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

All of us admire people we don't like and like people we don't admire. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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