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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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