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Love Not Knot

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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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