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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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