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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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