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Love Not Knot

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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