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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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