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Louvre Paintings

Tips for impressionable Paris art dealers

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When he was asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error in judgment, he replied...
Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

is because I had no Monet

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

to buy Degas

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

to make the Van Gogh.”

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Now, see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else... I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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We'll always have Paris. - Casablanca

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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