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Looka But Don't Touch

Life's a beach - especially when you can't see it!

Looka But Don't Touch thanks to Ann Walters

Assault with a dead battery

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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