Looka But Don't Touch
Life's a beach - especially when you can't see it!
Assault with a dead battery
QuotaBillsCivilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx