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Locked Up Bull Elk

Wildlife survival in Monticello, Utah

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Here is how my day started yesterday (11-29-2007). Got a call that 2 bull elk were locked up and one was dead, the other still alive. The bulls were in a field about 15 miles Northeast of Monticello.

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

When I got there I actually found 2 bulls had locked antlers - I thought this only happened in other areas.

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Jake and I were going to tranquilize the bull and saw antlers. One problem though was that we did not have enough of the drugs to do a good job.

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

So we walked out there and sawed the one point off of the dead bull’s right antler, then we had to saw the main beam of the left antler to get the other bull free. The whale tail was over the bulls eyes, lodged between the eye guards.

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

When we cut it free the bull stood there for a while, catching its breath with the piece of the antler still in it’s antlers. When it took off, the piece of antler came out.

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

Locked Up Bull Elk thanks to Mike King

From a Utah Department of Natural Resources, Division of Fish and Game, Conservation Officer

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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