Lobster Baby

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell