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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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