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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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