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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. - To Have and Have Not

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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