Lehman Brothers Protest

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright