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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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