Lehman Brothers Protest

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright