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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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