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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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