Lehman Brothers Protest

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright