Legal Grounds

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry