Legal Grounds
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Blending latte with legalese at fees that leave little room for dessert
QuotaBillsThe law itself follows gold. - Propertius
Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken
The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman