Legal Grounds

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry