Leave Toes Outside

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso