QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com