Lawntastic Scenery
Fancy lawn ornaments in Rock Springs, Wyoming
QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats
The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa