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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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