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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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