#1 humor site on the 'net

Kid Cam

Hanging out - waiting for the perfect picture

Kid Cam thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


Yes!

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Mannequin Pointer

Life's Choices

Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck