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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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