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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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