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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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