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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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