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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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