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Key-o-Saurus

Ever lost your car keys and wondered where they went?

Key-o-Saurus thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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