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Ever lost your car keys and wondered where they went?

Key-o-Saurus thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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