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Kellogg's Fire

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Kellogg's Fire thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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