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Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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