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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

This is an impressive crowd: the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite; I call you my base. - George W Bush

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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