Ice Fountain

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown