Ice Fountain

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend