QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown