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Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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