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How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

My mother always told me not to play with my food

How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man thanks to Roy Bishop

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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. - C O Jackson

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

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It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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