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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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