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A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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