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All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide. - German Proverb

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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