His and Her Pumps

No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. - American Proverb

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly