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Hiding Horse

Why kids shouldn't horse around in a playground

Hiding Horse thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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