Hide and Seek
Elephant Outhouse - Houdini's last movement
QuotaBillsDone the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle