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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Story telling is about connecting to other people and helping people to see what you see. - Michael Margolis

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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