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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers. - Henry Adams

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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