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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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