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Heart's Heart

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell

The modern era has brought up immense conveniences but at what price. The human heart is desperate for something more than a quicker serving of popcorn. - John Eldredge

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stay, stay at home, my heart and rest. Home-keeping hearts are the happiest. For those that wander they know not where. Are full of trouble and full of care. To stay at home is best. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you from hope and love? - Leo Buscalglia

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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