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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Rodney Dangerfield

How desperately we wish to maintain our trust in those we love! In the face of everything, we try to find reasons to trust. Because losing faith is worse than falling out of love. - Sonia Johnson

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that. - Mr. T

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again. - Thomas L. Beddoes


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