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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

I'm crazy about Dublin. If you went back 3,000 years in my ancestry you wouldn't find a drop of Irish blood in the veins, but I love the place. - Harold Prince

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. - Ann Landers

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Rabindranath Tagore

Lawyers must pry into the recesses of the human heart, and become well acquainted with the whole moral world, that they may discover the abstract reason of all laws. - Lord Bolingbroke

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. - Anais Nin

Trust your own instincts, go inside, follow your heart. Right from the start. go ahead and stand up for what you believe in. As I've learned, that's the path to happiness. - Lesley Ann Warren

Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you from hope and love? - Leo Buscalglia

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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