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Heart's Heart

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Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Flo was fond of Ebenezer
"Eb," for short, she called her beau.
Talk of tides of love, great Caesar!
You should see them - Eb and Flo. - Thomas Daly

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. - Bertrand Russell

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey


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