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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I'm crazy about Dublin. If you went back 3,000 years in my ancestry you wouldn't find a drop of Irish blood in the veins, but I love the place. - Harold Prince

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. - Michael Levitt

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - Theodore Roosevelt


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