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Heart's Heart

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What's eating away at your heart?

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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

The modern era has brought up immense conveniences but at what price. The human heart is desperate for something more than a quicker serving of popcorn. - John Eldredge

I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it. I'm never trying to lose weight, or gain it. I'm just being. - Kelly Clarkson

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

Keep up your conjugal love in a constant heat and vigor. Love will suppress wrath: you cannot have a bitter mind upon small provocations, against those that you dearly love. - Richard Baxter

People love photos. Photos originally weren't that big a part of the idea for Facebook, but we just found that people really like them, so we built out this functionality. - Mark Zuckerberg

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. - Steve Jobs

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place. - Miriam Adeney

Gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. - Oren Arnold

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again. - Thomas L. Beddoes

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible. If you play the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow. - Chuck Klosterman


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