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Heart's Heart

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Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

The story of human intimacy is one of constantly allowing ourselves to see those we love most deeply in a new, more fractured light. Look hard. Risk that. - Cheryl Strayed

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. - Billy Eichner

The human heart has hidden treasures, in secret kept, in silence sealed; the thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures, whose charms were broken if revealed. - Charlotte Bronte

Once one assumes an attitude of intolerance, there is no knowing where it will take one. Intolerance is violence to the intellect and hatred is violence to the heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy


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