Hand-Some Baby
Life's little benefits!
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik