Griller Bees
How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone
I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...
I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...
Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...
The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...
There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!
I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...
We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...
Be sure to check your grill this spring!
QuotaBillsChewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder
Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe
Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland
Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley
If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias
You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan