I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...
I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...
Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...
The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...
There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!
I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...
We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...
Be sure to check your grill this spring!
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas
You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball
Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan
Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon