Griller Bees

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan