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How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...

Be sure to check your grill this spring!

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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