Griller Bees

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare