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Grapefruit Kid

Little Johnny was a real handful when he was young

Grapefruit Kid thanks to Karen Moore

Food to handle with care

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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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