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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Bad decisions make good stories. - Ellis Vidler

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Good is the enemy of great. The vast majority of good companies remain just that - good, but not great. - Jim Colliere

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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