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A good speaker makes a good liar. - German Proverb

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - J K Rowling

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. - Oscar Wilde

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences. - Joseph B Wirthlin

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

To succeed, you have to do something and be very bad at it for a while. You have to look bad before you can look really good. - Barbara DeAngelis

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

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