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Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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