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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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