QuotaBillsReligion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov
A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking
Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown
But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley
I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens
Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson
If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson
Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias
A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis
The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown