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In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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