God Gives Restaurant

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway