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CUP & COOKIES Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don’t need extra plates. It’s made for right handed and left handed.
BANANA GUARD Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere
LOCK-CUP Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there’s a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.
PENGUIN TEA TIMER Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag
TRANSPARENT TOASTER This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
BUTTER CUTTER One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.
GIANT REMOTE With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It’s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It features glow-in-the-dark buttons
DAYCLOCK What day is today? You need a DayClock. It’s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It’s ideal for vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.
CRIME SCENE TOWEL Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!
LASER SCISSORS Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.
TOILET SEAT LIFTER Who left the Toilet Seat up? Step on the The PeaceMaker pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet? Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style
INFANT PILLOW The Zaky - an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help baby sleep better
PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT If you are traveling a lot and don’t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice.
MODERN LADDER Really cool 'upwards compatible' modern ladder.
WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. We just don’t know is it comfortable.
WHEEL-e MOVING BENCH Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath
God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman
Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech
That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes
Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake
Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter
Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
Sled Dog
Hog Hunter
Magic Puppies
Log Sticks
Tree Face
Camper Tank
Shipley Donut Pants
Distressing Artwork
Child's Motorcycle Helmet
Montana Mountain Bike
Sealtastic
Bland Entrance
Cruising Advice
Cat Dugout
Open Drive Through
Secret Revealed
Tired Flagpole
Bent Car Sculpture
Cow Jacket
Thanks For Noticing
Overflow Truck Garden
Beach Sign Training
Encouraging Seal
GMC Pool