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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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