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Pay now, play later - planning your underground future

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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