Geek Gravestone

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco