QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato
Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie
For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris
Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco