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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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