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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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