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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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