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I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry


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